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killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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catallenas:

kuueater:

doitsundere:

lionessjenna:

doitsundere:

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sure little guy

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nO

people’s reaction when i’m talking

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people’s reaction when you’re talking…

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gclaudia:


Deadpool Corps #9

gclaudia:

Deadpool Corps #9

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kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

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bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

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I feel like I ruined the joke by being a huge nerd and figuring this out about a minute into it. Still awesome though

Oh….MY GOD

BRILLIANT!!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

mishawinsexster:

inspirational

This is my everyday life

toastoat:

toastoat:

i wish when i felt threatened or angry or embarrased my hair would do the expandy fluffy thing like in ghibli films

evora-eriu-mclaggen:

x There. I was too weak to color it. Guess I just wanted to share it too much…

evora-eriu-mclaggen:

x There. I was too weak to color it. Guess I just wanted to share it too much…